The Scariest Writer’s Room


♪♪>>SO I THINK THIS QUARTERSHOULD BE HUGE FOR THE STUDIO. I MEAN, WE HAVE THREE FILMS WITH INTERNATIONAL FOLLOWERS->>OKAY.>>AND I REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE->>[WOMAN SCREAMS]>>WHAT WAS THAT?>>OH, YOU’RE PRETTY NEW HERE, AREN’T YOU?>>WHAT?>>THE WRITERS ARE GOING OVER SOME HORROR SCRIPTS, SO THERE’S GOING TO BE A LOT OF SCREAMING.>>OH, OKAY. WOW. [STUTTERS] THAT GOT MY HEART GOING.>>YEAH, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. THEY’RE LITERALLY ALWAYS SCREAMING, SO…>>OH, OKAY. WOW. UM, OKAY, WELL, ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, I THINK QUARTER FOUR SHOULD BE->>[WOMAN SCREAMS]>>SHOULD BE REALLY BIG FOR THE- >>[MAN SCREAMS]NO!PLEASE![BANGS ON DOOR]>>FOR THE DOMESTIC AUDIENCE, UM->>HELP!WE’RE BEING MURDERED!>>OKAY, ARE YOU SURE THEY DON’T NEED HELP?>>I AM TELLING YOU, IT’S JUST PART OF THE SCRIPT.>>HELP!THIS ISN’T PART OF THE SCRIPT!>>OH MY GOSH!>>RELAX, IT’S A SCRIPT ABOUT WRITERS GETTING MURDERED WHILE WRITING A SCRIPT, SO IT’S VERY META.>>WHO WOULD WATCH THAT? GET OUT OF MY WAY.>>NO, NO! YOU CANNOT BOTHER THEM. THEY ARE ON A VERY TIGHT DEADLINE.>>WELL->>WHITNEY CALL![FOLDER DROPS]PLEASE, HELP US!>>OH, THEY NAMED A CHARACTER AFTER YOU.>>THEY ARE BEGGING FOR HELP!>>NAH.>>WHITNEY CALL,IT’S 3:15 ON FRIDAY,AUGUST 12TH, AND WE’REALL BEING MURDERED!>>OH, SEE, NO, NO, NO. WAIT FOR IT… 3:16, SO…>>ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?>>[MAN SCREAMS]>>THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL DYING PERSON!>>THEY’RE JUST REALLY GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS!>>WHAT-[CHAINSAW BEGINS]THAT’S A CHAINSAW!>>A CHAINSAW IMPRESSION!>>GET OUT OF MY WAY!>>NO- DON’T- DO NOT.>>STOP IT, THEY NEED HELP!>>NO, THEY DO NOT.[CHAINSAW CONTINUES]>>[WOMAN SCREAMS]>>NO, STOP IT!>>DON’T- DON’T.>>STOP IT! NO![CHAINSAW AND SCREAMS STOP]>>SEE, THEY’RE TOTALLY FINE.>>OR THEY’RE DEAD!>>HOW COULD BE THEY DEAD? THEY WERE JUST BARELY SCREAMING. [POUNDS ON DOOR] >>WRITERS? WRITERS, CAN YOU HEAR ME?>>CAN I HELP YOU?>>OH, UM- >>I TRIED TO WARN HER.>>WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCRIPT.>>I AM SO SORRY, I JUST, UH, THOUGHT THE SCREAMING, UM- >>SHE’S PRETTY NEW HERE, SO…>>OKAY, JUST DON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY?>>OKAY. UM… [DOOR SLAMS] OH, I AM SO EMBARASSED.>>DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.>>I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.>>IT’S OKAY.>>[SIGHS] SO SHE’S A WRITER?>>I’VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE.>>SEE YOU, SUCKERS![GLASS BREAKS]>>YEAH, NO, THEY’RE ALL DEAD. THAT’S MY BAD. THIS ACTUALLY HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, SO…>>[RETCHING NOISES] >>COULD WE CALL THE POLICE?>>PLEASE LIKE THIS VIDEO OR THEY WILL KILL ME.>>JUST IGNORE HER, SHE’S READING A SCRIPT.>>PLEASE! MY LIFE IS IN JEOPARDY.>>IT’S THE TELEPROMPTER, IT’S ROLLING. SHE’S JUST READING THAT.>>I’M REALLY SCARED.>>STOP THAT.>>SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS- PLEASE- SHARE IT WITH AS MANY FRIENDS AS YOU CAN.>>STOP- YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT NOW.>>I’M- I’M SO SCARED.>>WHAT’S HAPPENING? WHERE ARE WE?

100 thoughts on “The Scariest Writer’s Room

  1. I could've sworn I heard someone call 'Help, help!' after the video, and at the same moment my dog lifted her head up as if she heard it too. Gah, I'm so jumpy.

  2. Around 0:30…. "Don't worry about it, they are literally always screaming".

    Me: Shouldn't have said that…

    Captain literally comes

  3. just kidding but… DISLIKE BECAUSE SHE THREW UP IN THE RECYCLING AND NOT THE TRASH OR COMPOST! haha, don't worry, I wouldn't actually dislike… this was actually super funny!

  4. It's hilarious how all of the people working on the desk completely normally while there are like 4 murders in the next room. But great sketch guys!

  5. It would be so ironic if they actually were getting murdered on the set. Plus that would mean they couldn't do studio c no more sniff

  6. I knew the second Mallory came out of that room: she's the murderer and all those writers had gone to the world beyond…

  7. Honestly, I probably WOULD watch a movie about writers getting murdered while writing a script. I tend to love movies about writing, murder or no. 😛

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  9. This scetch is about writers writing a script about writers writing a script about writers being murdered while writing a script

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