Emma, wow What an honor to be sitting here with the great-granddaughter of the woman who wrote the inspiring poem for the Statue of Liberty. We love it. Love it. So beautiful But the White House had just a few teeny tiny notes to make it seem more…um How do we say this Linda? -Modern…Continue reading The White House Rewrites the Poem on the Statue of Liberty – Alternatino
WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) YOU KNOW, HOW FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS YOU’VE BEEN THINKING, “THERE’S PROBABLY BAD STUFF IN THE MUELLER REPORT THAT MAKES DONALD TRUMP LOOK TERRIBLE.” ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THEN THREE WEEKS AGO, ATTORNEY GENERAL…Continue reading Colbert Gets His Copy Of The Mueller Report
-You know what? I follow you on the Instagrams and the Twitters and stuff. And you posted this. And I kind of was blown away. It is been 30 years since “Dead Poets Society.” -30 years this month. -Is that right? -Yeah. -You were a baby. -I was a little baby. Look at that, it…Continue reading Josh Charles Reflects on Robin Williams 30 Years After Dead Poets Society
Good morning, Hank. It’s Tuesday. Why is this fellow, given to me by a Nerdfighter in Germany, doing his happy dance? Because Amazon.com just named The Fault In Our Stars one of the ten best books of 2012. I don’t mean books for teenagers, I mean overall books, like I’m right behind Dave Eggers and…Continue reading I Was a Child Poet. And a Bad One.
-Well, while you guys were clapping, the Rams punted six more times. -Really? -That’s right. That’s right — Last night was Super Bowl LIII, and 53 is also how many people stayed awake for the whole thing. [ Laughter ] But I want to say congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the Super…Continue reading Jimmy’s Post-Super Bowl Monologue
RADIO: Can I have anyone with eyes on Troy? We need him at… [background voices] AURORA: Is it impossible for you to keep your dick in your pants? CHARLIE: [laughs] CHARLIE: [whispered] Okay. DAVID: It’s more than just sex! AURORA: Whatever it is, you’re stopping it… [door slams] AURORA: …right now! You’re essentially sleeping with…Continue reading The Writers’ Block 2-1: Smiley Kissy Face