Emma, wow What an honor to be sitting here with the great-granddaughter of the woman who wrote the inspiring poem for the Statue of Liberty. We love it. Love it. So beautiful But the White House had just a few teeny tiny notes to make it seem more…um How do we say this Linda? -Modern…Continue reading The White House Rewrites the Poem on the Statue of Liberty – Alternatino
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Colbert Gets His Copy Of The Mueller Report
WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) YOU KNOW, HOW FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS YOU’VE BEEN THINKING, “THERE’S PROBABLY BAD STUFF IN THE MUELLER REPORT THAT MAKES DONALD TRUMP LOOK TERRIBLE.” ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THEN THREE WEEKS AGO, ATTORNEY GENERAL…Continue reading Colbert Gets His Copy Of The Mueller Report
Time to Rewrite History
– Welcome to the show. My name is Matt Santoro, and this episode is brought to you by: Guys Who Really Need to Learn How to Chest Bump. – [Voiceover] You’re already goin’, you’re already goin’. One, two, three! I kill. Oh, my God! – The big news this week was stuff that kinda rewrites…Continue reading Time to Rewrite History
I Was a Child Poet. And a Bad One.
Good morning, Hank. It’s Tuesday. Why is this fellow, given to me by a Nerdfighter in Germany, doing his happy dance? Because Amazon.com just named The Fault In Our Stars one of the ten best books of 2012. I don’t mean books for teenagers, I mean overall books, like I’m right behind Dave Eggers and…Continue reading I Was a Child Poet. And a Bad One.
The Writers’ Block 2-1: Smiley Kissy Face
RADIO: Can I have anyone with eyes on Troy? We need him at… [background voices] AURORA: Is it impossible for you to keep your dick in your pants? CHARLIE: [laughs] CHARLIE: [whispered] Okay. DAVID: It’s more than just sex! AURORA: Whatever it is, you’re stopping it… [door slams] AURORA: …right now! You’re essentially sleeping with…Continue reading The Writers’ Block 2-1: Smiley Kissy Face
The agony of trying to unsubscribe | James Veitch
It’s funny the things you forget. I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I’d completely forgotten about how, when we were driving together, she would pull the car over, and by the time she had gotten out of the car, and gone around the car to…Continue reading The agony of trying to unsubscribe | James Veitch