Ellen’s Writers Speak the Lyrics at IKEA


[MUSIC – TAYLOR SWIFT, “YOU NEED
TO CALM DOWN”] (SINGING) And I ain’t tryna
mess with your self-expression. But I’ve learned a lesson
that stressin’ and obsessin’ ’bout somebody else is no fun. I ain’t trying to mess
with your self-expression. What? I’m– But I’ve learned a lesson
that stressin’ and obsessin’ about somebody else is no fun. [MUSIC – TAYLOR SWIFT, “YOU NEED
TO CALM DOWN”] (SINGING) And
snakes and stones– Did I make you feel bad? And snakes and stones
never broke my bones. [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGHS] You need to calm down. [LAUGHS] You’re being too loud. [LAUGHS] You just need to stop. [MUSIC – TAYLOR SWIFT, “YOU NEED
TO CALM DOWN”] (SINGING) But you’re comin’
at my friends like a missle. But you’re comin’ at my
friends like a missile. Why are you mad? I’m not mad. We can be glad. Can you leave me alone, please? [MUSIC – TAYLOR SWIFT, “YOU NEED
TO CALM DOWN”] (SINGING) But you would
rather be in the dark age. Just makin’ that sign– You know, I appreciate
establishing boundaries. [MUSIC – KATY PERRY, “NEVER
REALLY OVER”] (SINGING) Cross my heart,
I won’t do it again. I tell myself, tell myself,
tell myself, “Draw the line.” Tell myself, I tell
myself, “draw the line.” Well, I’m here for my
daughter, and she’s just kind of getting stuff
for her new apartment. She goes, “This
is overwhelming!” I said, “Yes, I know.” Let’s get back to what
our list was, yeah? Once in a while, I trip
up, and I cross the line. Yeah, absolutely. That’s easy to do. Like at Costco, too, yeah? Two years, and just like that. My head still takes me back. Ugh. Thought it was done. I guess it’s never really over. Such a mess. It’ll work out. But wasn’t it the best? Oh, that’s a better
one, I think. That’s a bigger spatula. The other ones are really small. Nina– honey, do you have these? I wanna get the silver ones. Yeah, but you don’t
have the Teflon. I have those already. Just because it’s over
doesn’t mean it’s really over. [MUSIC – KATY PERRY, “NEVER
REALLY OVER”] (SINGING) I tell myself,
tell myself, tell myself, “Draw the line.” They’re done. They’re done with me now. [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Can’t we just talk? Can’t we just talk? What? Can’t we just talk? Sure. Talk about where we’re
going before we get lost. I’m confused. Can’t get what we want
without knowing, you know? Right. Yeah. [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Like this before. I’ve never felt
like this before. I understand. [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Movin’ too far. I apologize if I’m
moving too far. [LAUGHS] [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Can’t we just talk? Can’t we just talk? [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Where we’re goin’. Figure out where we’re growin’. [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Can’t we just talk? Can’t we just talk? I’m sorry? Can’t we just talk? Talk about where we’re going. What do you mean? You know, like,
before we get lost. I don’t, um– I don’t, um– I don’t know what
you’re talking about. Can’t get what we
want without knowing. OK. I’ve never felt
like this before. What do you mean? Can’t we just talk? OK. Like, what would you
like to talk about. I can tell that
you’re wanting more. I’m actually working. What’s been on your mind? Right now? Work. There’s no reason
we should hide. Well, we’re not hiding, we’re– Tell me something I
ain’t heard before. Something you
haven’t heard before? I don’t know. No idea. [MUSIC – KHALID, “TALK”] (SINGING) Can’t we just talk? OK. Thank you. OK. I have to jump out a window. [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) If I’m shinin,
everybody gonna shine. Yeah, I’m goals. I was born like this,
don’t even gotta try. Now you know. I was born like this. I don’t even gotta try. Now you know. [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) Now you know. I’m like chardonnay,
get better over– I’m like chardonnay. I get better over time. Now you know. [LAUGHS] [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) Hear you say I’m not
the baddest, bitch, you lied. I heard you say I’m not the
baddest, bitch, but you lied. I don’t know what
you’re talking about. [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) Gotta blame
it on my juice, baby. It ain’t my fault that
I’m out here get– [BLEEP] [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) Gotta
blame it on my juice. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) That I’m out
here gettin’ loose. Gotta blame it on the Goose. Gotta blame it on
my juice, baby. Gotta blame it on the Goose. I blame it on my juice, baby. [MUSIC – LIZZO, “JUICE”] (SINGING) Ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee. Blame it on my juice. That’s a– that
is a tough lyric.

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